von bungy speaks

me-thinks gtrist and recent guest stoogeaphile sir marlin von bungy writes:

I was reading your blog about the girl asking if that was your hair color and I wanted to say that the same nite some chick who looked like courtney love asked me if i live in FTW. I told her no, i live in Haltom City. She asked why I dont live in FTW. I told her because they dont have a corn dog factory and I wouldnt live in a city that doesnt have a corn dog factory. At least I thought it was funny.

a man's got to have _some_ standards, dammit.