It's not a burger without beetroot. We do say you can beat a beetroot but you can't beat a root. You need to understand what a root is to understand that.
Pineapple is good too. Not to root, but to put on a burger.
I am perplexed by this:
"And, to this day, no one seems to find it odd that cocktail sausages are sold in nearly every shop under the name 'little boys.' "
This is an archaic term that went out the window when we realised so many priests were pedophiles. It's probably in use by about three grandmothers.
...Reminds me of a dream I had recently, in which a priest was showing me his extensive necktie collection. I was all impressed until I remembered that he'd never get to wear them- always had to wear that collar thingy.
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Those all sound delicious!
...But beets on burgers? Beets taste like dirt! Bleh!
It's not a burger without beetroot. We do say you can beat a beetroot but you can't beat a root. You need to understand what a root is to understand that.
Pineapple is good too. Not to root, but to put on a burger.
I am perplexed by this:
"And, to this day, no one seems to find it odd that cocktail sausages are sold in nearly every shop under the name 'little boys.' "
This is an archaic term that went out the window when we realised so many priests were pedophiles. It's probably in use by about three grandmothers.
HA! That's so wrong!
...Reminds me of a dream I had recently, in which a priest was showing me his extensive necktie collection. I was all impressed until I remembered that he'd never get to wear them- always had to wear that collar thingy.
PS- Pineapple makes anything better!
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