going to see yes

when i was 16 or 17, a guy tried to sell me a bag of heroin in the parking lot of the nassau veteran's memorial coliseum in hempstead, long island. i was going to see yes, the chirpy english progsters. his exact words to me were, "i hear the yeth be a ba-a-a-ad gwoup to thee doin' HAIR-oahhhn." true story.