you have no idea how long it took me to realize this was a haiku. had to count the syllables out on my fingers like a 4th grader. good thang i decided to put myself in debt for the rest of my life with that "worthwhile and practical" degree in english i earned. this here sheepshank is a dipshit...
back when i was an editor of manuals for clocks 'n' toys at radioshack, i (who slithered through the public edjumikashun system in noo yawk like a wet turd and hold two meaningless associate's degrees from community college of the air force) took a certain relish in besting my english-major charges who didn't know shit like the word "splenetic."
all hoo-ha aside, it's a cool form i started getting into last summer. you prolly missed it 'cos it didn't sound all fortune-cookie "orientalized."
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you have no idea how long it took me to realize this was a haiku. had to count the syllables out on my fingers like a 4th grader. good thang i decided to put myself in debt for the rest of my life with that "worthwhile and practical" degree in english i earned. this here sheepshank is a dipshit...
ha.
back when i was an editor of manuals for clocks 'n' toys at radioshack, i (who slithered through the public edjumikashun system in noo yawk like a wet turd and hold two meaningless associate's degrees from community college of the air force) took a certain relish in besting my english-major charges who didn't know shit like the word "splenetic."
all hoo-ha aside, it's a cool form i started getting into last summer. you prolly missed it 'cos it didn't sound all fortune-cookie "orientalized."
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