pilot deposits garrruuunnnk asshole on island

is the customer always right?

according to lu, who bartends at the wreck room, yes. "but," she adds, "_i_ get to decide who's a customer."

one who'd prolly agree with her: the pilot of this transcontinental jet, who diverted to an island off the coast of west africa to eject a passenger who'd become abusive after being refused a bottle of wine.