the worst band name ever

graham said, "there was this kid that hitchhiked down from oklahoma once to hear anal cunt play. he was like 17. he got here in the middle of the afternoon and sat in front of the bar drinking nyquil until the band showed up. then while they were playing, he stood in front of the stage carving their name in his arm. we finally had to throw him out. the guys from the band came up later on and said, 'thanks for throwing that kid out. he was creeping us out -- and we're in a band called anal cunt!"

what's incredible is that there are like 10 pages of links to anal cunt on google.